On January 5, 2014, 69 year old Dallas resident Luis Rocha was brutally attacked leaving a Campisi's restaurant after picking up a to go order. Mr. Rocha was not looking to start a fight that evening. Nor was he running his mouth acting like an asshole. Nope. Not even close. All he did was order a pizza and on the way back to his car, 3 dickless, spineless, complete wastes-of-sperm pricks decided to beat Mr. Rocha nearly to death.
Mr. Rocha suffered broken back, broken ribs, a broken arm, a broken clavicle, a broken scapula and a shattered jaw as a result of what these fucking douchebags did to him. What makes the entire incident perplexing is that Mr. Rocha's iPod, wallet, keys and other valuables were untouched. So, it appears that the 3 fucktards decided to unleash a beating on an elderly man for no real reason.
Mr. Rocha's son, Lou, has been an INMATE for 25 years. So, naturally, other INMATES are rising up to show support for Mr. Rocha. The Parole Board is asking that all INMATES come to The Back 9 in Addison tomorrow evening for a fund raiser for Mr. Rocha. The event begins at 9:00pm and there will be $3.00 Wells, Calls and Domestics and $3.50 Crown & Down for all INMATES. Also, there will be a bikini contest. So, bring your wallets to help donate money for the Rocha family and prepare to have a good time while helping out a great man.
The police are still looking for the individuals that assaulted Mr. Rocha. If you have any information about the incident, please contact the Dallas Police Department at 214-671-3001. And, if those Tommy Toughnut mother fuckers that assaulted Mr. Rocha happen to read this blog, please contact The Parole Board. We have baseball bats, 12" survival knives, assault rifles, countless pistols, an axe, a sledgehammer, thousands of rounds and a Hulk (aka The Lifer). So, if you want to tango, I'm your Huckleberry.
